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Gangsta’ English Teachers

One thing I love about teaching in Korea:

Plenty of dudes over here love to dress, walk, and talk like they’re gangstas.  You know, tilted old school hat and some kind of random accessory just in case you didn’t know they were tryin’ to be ‘hood.’  Trust me, living in Florida most of my life, these guys are a dime a dozen, but at least some of them in FLA were sort of really living that life.

All these gangstas over here are ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHERS!

Serious, how NOT gangster are you if you are:

A.  a teacher (gangstas hate authority figures, especially teachers.  you ain’t cool if you’re learning in school.  your homies will make fun of ya.)

B.  a teacher teaching ENGLISH (gangstas are all about slang and improper English.

C.  Seriously, does there need to be more than an A and B?

It’s fucking ridiculous.  I’m guessing a conversation might go like this:

Gangster Teacher A: Yeah, what up dah (that’s short for dog)?
Gangster Teacher B: Nothin’ man, u partyin’ tonight?
GTA: Oh fo sho!  I’ll meet u at da spot.  Runnin a little late!
GTB: Y that?
GTA:  I gotta’ finish fillin ot dem report cards for my chillren.  Dem’s due tumarra.
GTB: Aww, fuk dat mane.  Sheeeet.

You know, something like that.  I know what you gangster teachers reading this are saying to yourselves right now “hater’s gonna’ hate” and I can appreciate that.  Play on playa!

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Categories: Culture, Education, Korea, Rant
  1. Alex Bustamante
    July 20, 2011 at 3:55 am

    Random wit up wit this!?! Lol god I hated those fuckers too! Douche bags in their baggy pants, gold teeth, and English that was straight out of the Helen Keller phonics program.

    Those assholes are what give American Teachers a bad reputation. I am glad that you heed a serious background check to get into Korea. Hopefully that has decreased the douche bags from getting into the country.

    I almost feel like I should start an English Teacher screening program that helps eliminate that. Oh oh Busta has an idea lol!

    • Random Dan
      July 20, 2011 at 10:24 am

      Great idea! But I don’t know what’s worse: Someone who fails a background check because of something they’ve done, or someone who passes the check (but wants to be someone who fails one). lol

  2. August 18, 2011 at 8:19 am

    hey im the most gantaerist teacher bithch

    • Random Dan
      August 18, 2011 at 9:23 am

      You go girl.

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